Funny tees and mugs for people who live for drama, believe in karma, and always see the plot twist coming. Printed on demand, shipped across the USA.
Entitled customers, petty karma, and surprise endings — choose the character you are today.
Every order starts its own story. Yours is made fresh when you order.
Pick a design, your size (and how many), then check out in under a minute with Stripe.
Your item is printed to order by our production partner — usually within 2–5 business days.
Tracked delivery straight to your door anywhere in the USA, usually 5–10 business days.
Wear the plot twist.
Trust the karma.
Story Time Merch is for people who live for drama, believe in karma, and call the twist before anyone else. Soft unisex tees and ceramic mugs with punchy lines — printed only when you order.
Something wrong with your order? Email us — a real person answers. No warehouse leftovers, no invented five-star hype.
Production takes 2–5 business days, then 5–10 business days for delivery inside the USA. You'll get an email with tracking as soon as your order ships.
A flat $4.99 per order anywhere in the USA.
Every item is made to order, so we can't take returns for fit or change of mind. But if something arrives damaged, defective or misprinted, email us within 30 days with a photo and we'll replace it or refund you.
Tees are unisex. If you're between sizes or like a relaxed fit, size up.
Yes — on each product page you can choose a quantity from 1 to 5.
Not yet — we currently ship to US addresses only.
Email rafaelheusser@gmx.ch with your order details.